recent Will-isms

"well, it is smaller than a queen bed."
"oh, so it's a jester bed?"

"Vegas? I hear they have really good food in Vegas."


"Okay, Mommy, now that we are alone, and Quinn is not here talking about animals; we need to talk."

"I just can't wait for New Year's Eve! the party hats, the chips and dip, and all that wine and whiskey!"

"Mom, for Christmas you know I would like a PEZ dispenser, an orange, and some surprises, right?"