Death at Target

While leaving Target today, Will noticed a police car stopping traffic on Manchester Road.

"Why is that policeman stopping all those cars?"

"Well, he is letting the cars come out of the funeral home. Those people are going to someone's burial. Remember how we had a funeral for Snickers, and also we buried the baby bird?"

"Why did somebody die?"

"Perhaps they were really sick like Coleen. Or maybe they were in some sort of accident."

"Oh! Probably that lady died because she drove off a cliff. She was driving too fast and not watching where she was going."

Upon arriving home, Will attempts to relay the events to Grandma.

"Grandma, the police were stopping all the traffic on Manchester Road."

"Where?"

"At Target. That lady just drive off a cliff and died."

"Wait a minute. What happened? A lady died at Target?"